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Have a hokey Christmas
December 22, 2008, 11:05 am
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Ahh, Christmas. That time when American hokiness reaches a crescendo.

I went out looking at Christmas lights with a friend tonight in Bakersfield. Of course, we went to Haggin Oaks, now considered the wealthiest part of town and therefore the locus of the biggest, baddest Christmas displays.

Now I try hard not to be a grinch, but sometimes, when the hokiness is overwhelming, it just cries out to be skewered.

First off, the sheer number of cars backed up to look at the light displays. Then, a drive-thru Santa with assistants hawking lukewarm ch0colate water at a buck a pop.

Then the displays. Christmas in Hawaii, with sunbathing  penguins and Yuletide seals. Disney figures everywhere. Chris Kringles inside plastic globes, inflated ten feet tall, on a teeter totter with reindeer on the end.

Then, inevitably, the warbling sounds from the bottomless pit of Christmas jingles: Jack frost roasting on an open fire, jinglebell rock, Parumpumpumpum, home for the holidays.

Each song done a thousand different ways: The supermarket sound, the elevator soud, the heavy metal sound, the jazz style, the breathy seductive sound, the crooner-nostalgic sound.

All orchestrated by mass-marketed corporate America.

Think about it: What are these electrical orgies? They are commodities, and the people looking at them are consumers, searching for ever bigger and more outlandish displays.

More lights? You betcha. Music? Yep. Strange themes? At your service.

The people driving by are like the jaded kid who got 39 presents last year and throws a tantrum because he only got 38 this time.

Forget human contact. There is none, except with people in your own vehicle. And in there,  inevitably, is a great divide between the passengers who see the hokiness and the passengers who don’t.

Clashing like Eskimos and Cubans.

There is no communion with people supposedly living in the Haggin Oaks mansions behind the lights. Supposedly. This night, they were driven away by the megawatt brilliance of their own extravagance.

Probably in a hotel room somewhere watching cable TV, looking forward to the day after New Years, wishing they hadn’t set up their display, but unwilling to forego it because they might go unrecognized while Neighbor Bob and his 10,000 light display hogs all the glory.

America has been awash in hokiness ever since World War II. People have been trying desperately to mass produce and consume themselves into an oblivion of triviality.

And they would darn near succeed, if it weren’t for all those darn reminders of harsh reality creeping in.

Economic crash. Terrorism. Massive debt.

Great problems, indeed, and not to be celebrated. But if you want to combat the hard realities, don’t drown them out with hokiness.

Eventually, we came to one Haggin Oaks house, somewhere off the main drag. Few cars came down this dark way. No bells. Few whistles. No drive-thru Santa here.

On this street, one house with only thing: A tiny manger scene painted on a plywood cutout. Lit by a single floodlight.

A still small voice in the middle of a shouting throng.


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Seth, I agree with most of what you wrote about the hokey/tacky/garish light displays that appear in November and December. I cannot help but feel that these light displays are evidence of a spiritual hollowness in suburban America that is truly frightening. Our culture is so toxic with commericialization that our very modes of expression are co-opted and warped, so that vague conceptions of civic pride are born deformed, i.e., sunbathing penguins and Jingle Bell Rock. In six months, we will see churches with pacifist creeds selling explosives to help us to celebrate nationalism. It is very difficult to retain any hope of being able to raise healthy, Christian children in this culture.

Comment by MQTA

Seth – What do you expect from the world?

Comment by Aro

Well, I dunno that everybody belongs in the single pigeonhole you’re trying to jam them into. I’m sure some do, same way I’m sure some genuinely enjoy putting out the lights as an outer expression of inner joy. The single-dimensioned view expressed here does not really move me – bells and whistles from one angle but when you try to turn it around to examine it, it collapses into a thin line – or maybe the width of a piece of plywood.

Comment by YYYY

Well my kids love the lights…coming from the coast where the yuppies are to morally superior to follow any religious traditions, it is nice to see people at least not being ashamed of Christmas…a comment on the commercialism of Christmas…everyone complains about the commercialism of Christmas, but really do nothing, but support it. Some might give themselves a moral superiority complex and give a whole hour or two at a local rescue mission, etc. on Christmas, but what Christian sacrifice is one doing the other 364 days? Christianity is about sacrifice. Sacrifice of one’s means, time, talents, and selfish desires for what God commands, and in so doing saves their own soul and assists in the saving of others through Christ-like service. Yet, how many of us conduct our Christian lives, never really doing more than going to Church every now and then, never really sacrificing anything? (By the way it isn’t sacrifice if it is compelled!…sorry Seth, but as Esqueleto in the movie Nacho Libre said, “It’s all political you know.”) Anyway if one doesn’t like the commercialism of religious holidays don’t participate and pass those aspects on to one’s kids. Have a merry (non-commercialize, non-secular) Christmas!

Comment by Anti-Bilbo

Clashing like Eskimos and Cubans. I like that.

I really look forward to this time of the year BEING OVER. It is just so ridiculous. There is nothing like the exhale on the day after Christmas.

I’m much more of a fan of new years as I enjoy sizing up the year and making plans/goals for the next.

Merry Christmas Seth!

Comment by Kestrel Tim

Speaking of Hokey, you should see the ugly Christmas sweater I won on ebay!

Comment by Alan G

MQTA: The American Dream isn’t quite what it’s cracked up to be, eh?

Aro: I don’t know, Bill. I hadn’t thought about it. I was just wishing for something better. Maybe some carolers out singing, and people listening.
The “joy” of Christmas certainly wasn’t there.
Boy, we are a long, long way from “It’s a Wonderful Life.” There was hokiness there too, but less so than now.
Hokum has reached such epic levels, it is so woven into the fabric of our lives, that we can’t even think outside it anymore (here I agree with MQTA)

Anti-Bilbo: Do I detect some criticism of the commercialization of existence? “Where your treasure is, there your heart will be also”

Even as a kid, I found the whole hot chocolate/lights/sappy happy expectations of Christmas depressing. Hokey upbeatness is a poor substitute for joy.

Kestrel Tim: Yep, let’s move on. Though, I want to know the Christian meaning of Christmas as I move on.

YYYY: Take it for what it’s worth – the musings of a lonely curmudgeon concussed by life and perplexed by 21st century America.

Alan G.: Sweet. A free sweater! Who cares if it’s ugly?

Comment by snidever

Kestrel Tim: I forgot to return the greeting – Merry Christmas, my fellow rider!

Comment by snidever

Seth the Grinch,

You are a depressing soul! Some times try to see the good in things…even if something bad happens or if sacrifices have to be made, it gives one experience and opportunities. You are one of the most depressing people I know! Everything is hokey, everyone is evil, life is lame, people are mean, bla, bla, bla…snap out of it! Awake from your self-loathing slumber…much of the time our lives are what we make out of it and are based on our positive or negative outlook. Although many are in denial and refuse to take any personal responsibility, if they just get over themselves, and not focus on what everyone else has which one may not have, then life is good. Aro, asked a real good question, by the way. Anyway, Seth, here is a extra-special double merry Christmas to you!

Comment by Anti-Bilbo

Seth, I think you know the meaning of Christmas and you celebrate it all year. Not just on the day the government saw fit to recognize it.

I believe we celebrate easter every time we have communion – not just the national holiday in April.

Comment by Kestrel Tim

Seth,

I sent to you a column by Michael Medved that takes an opposite tack. Remember, Medved is Jewish and sees an ecumenical benefit in our traditional Christmas celebrations.

Now back to your assault on our Christmas traditions. I take your viewpoint as originating in your own personal masochistic version of Christianity. “Suffering” is the wellspring in your faith. Yet, I think that you would have a different angle on the day if you had your little son sitting on your lap with a newly unwrapped toy on Christmas morning. Or maybe reading the birth of Christ in John’s Gospel to the family on Christmas eve. There is an intimacy awakened in these quiet interludes, and a much deeper meaning. You missed it!

The gift-giving, Santa Claus story, trees, lights and displays, all exist side-by-side with special church services, readings from the Gospels, caroling, and nativity scenes. In fact, people that would never be seen in a church all of a sudden appear. It is absolutely amazing that much of the more secular associations with Christmas came from a country that also happens to be the most fervent in its Christianity than almost any other developed country.

Your protest not only stems from your personal circumstances but also from a reflexive dislike for wealth. I hear ringing in my ears the chant “commercialism”, “commercialism”, “commercialism” from an alliance of the secular Bolsheviks of the left and the right’s apocalypse-mongers. They too have a problem with wealth. The U.S. just so happens to have the wealth to be able to purchase displays and support retail suppliers who have the items to allow people to share their joy for others. It’s not just simply “commercialism”. Again, you missed it!

MQTA also missed it. You both, if you achieve a Christmas barren of these traditions, will have a Christmas closer to your likes, but also one that will fade to nothing, like all those empty cathedrals in Europe. Beware of what you ask for, you may get it!

R. Graf

Comment by R. Graf

Anti-Bilbo made this comment “Well my kids love the lights…coming from the coast where the yuppies are to morally superior to follow any religious traditions,” I didn’t post his entire sentence because this is the part I would like to address.

Original Christians never hung lights on their homes or cut trees down and placed them into a tub of water and strung lights and ornaments on said trees. Jesus was not born on December 25th and most “Religious Christmas traditions” were created by or out of Pagans and Pagan traditions. Trees weren’t brought into Christmas until sometime in the 1500’s and then it was only in Germany. The Puritans actually preached against this practice. The Greek Orthodox Church still views January 6th as “Christmas” day because they believe it was the day of his baptismal. The “Christian” church didn’t recognize December 25th until 350 C.E. and that was only after Rome adopted the date over their previous practice of celebrating “Christmas” different times throughout the year. By the year 1100 the “Christian” church decided to just combine Christmas, Saturnalia, the Yule and the Winter Solstice into one holiday.

In the 16th century most of this behavior was outlawed and in 1647 the English Parliament simply passed a law abolishing Christmas altogether. In 17th Century England the Puritans started the “Reformation” of the Christian church and their goal was to rid it of “Catholic” influence which coincidentally included most Christmas traditions lights, trees, mistletoe, Yule logs and plays. You should find it interesting the first “Attack” on Christmas was committed by Christians. After they overthrew the Monarchy an assembly was created and first order of business was how to rid the church of “Festival days or Holy Days” – as Christmas was considered to be – because it “held no purpose to the word of God”. They didn’t even feel it was necessary to hold a public sermon on the day of Christmas.

The first Christmas tree wasn’t used in America until the 19th century. The practice of cutting down a tree and placing it in the home was considered by Jeremiah the Prophet to be Paganism. Many “Pagan” cultures were doing this well before Jesus Christ was supposedly born so no one called them “Christmas trees” originally. Many fundamentalist Christians will use Jeremiah 10:2-4 in order to condemn the practice because “Heathens” would cut down trees, carved them into the shape of a Pagan God then decorated it. European Pagans would generally decorate their homes with a cutting of a tree or go out into the forest and decorate a tree in the image of a God to celebrate many Pagan holidays. The history of the use of trees in religious holidays is not “Christian” at all. Egyptians used the Palm tree as a symbol of resurrection (Not the resurrection of Christ). Greek Pagans decorated Evergreen trees to honor the God Adonia. Pagan Romans decorated various trees to honor the God Bachus and they also placed 12 candles on the tree to honor the God of the Sun. In Germany Pagans would decorate trees to honor the God Woden and in fact they were the first to use mistletoe or a Yule log.

It seems to me that Christians haven’t had any trouble not following tradition or creating new ones for a very long time. People complain about secularists ruining Christmas but the true story is that Christians “ruined” Christmas a long time ago. Many Christians say that secularists want to take Christmas away from them and don’t like any change that others might want for Christmas but how do you think early Christians felt when other early Christians decided to change their holiday? Christians have been deciding how, why, where and what to celebrate Christmas for centuries and the fact remains that “Christmas” in our country is a religious holiday and has no place in public. If you feel this is wrong how would you like a national holiday for Kwanzaa or the Muslim holidays of Eid Al-Fitr and Eid Al-Adha?

Happy Jesus’ pretend birthday everyone.

Comment by jeff

Jeff,

You must have watched the History Channel’s Christmas Unwrapped: the History of Christmas and are now officially the Seth-Blog-Christmas-Historian/Grinch! Thanks, for the History lesson, I think anyone who knows a little history knows Jesus was probably born in April. Jeff, have you or any of your family ever celebrated a birthday on any other day than the one you or someone else was born? I guess what I am saying is, so what and merry Christmas! And thanks for making my point of an apostasy after the death of the Apostles, and how agnostic and pagan beliefs integrated into Catholic/Orthodox Christianity. That’s why many Protestants attempted to reform and bring back the Church to its foundational roots. Anyway, happy pointless, relative holiday time off of work!

Comment by Anti-Bilbo

Interesting article….

http://news.yahoo.com/s/livescience/20081224/sc_livescience/spiritualityspotfoundinbrain

Comment by Proud Dad

Seth,

Jeff is technically correct, particularly in his use of historical exegetics in unwrapping the origins of many of our Christmas traditions. I am, however, plagued by 2 questions: (1) “So What?”; and (2) “Where does that take us?”.

First, “So what?”. OK, traditions had their start at some point. OK, they were an affront to somebody at some time in some place. Yes, they take shape, and are continuing to take shape, in the march of time. Regardless, they are innocuously enjoyable, bring families together (that is part of the tradition), and most importantly bring to the public’s attention in a very forceful way a central tenet of the dominant faith in America. This is in spite of the accretions whose pagan ancestry, by the way, has been stripped from them.

I maintain that traditions add color and social emphasis to what is at root a religious holiday. They are not a product of an overt, singular act of the state, like the “Frost” festival of the Soviet Union. They were shaped and molded in a Christian civilization, gradually over many centuries as Christians lived their lives. So, back to my question: So what if the scant outlines of a tradition began in the mystic past when our ancestors worshipped in a different way.

Second, “Where does this take us?”. Would you prefer a social stigma on Santa Claus and Christmas trees (I hope that you wouldn’t advocate their criminalization)? Are you trying to drum one up? If not, where does that leaves us? If your concern is the bleaching of Christ from Christmas, I heartily agree, and the most serious threat comes from the multiculturalists and the Bolshevik left. Rather than dredge up some trite and ancient complaints, we should confront foursquare the ongoing assault whose main goal is the removal of Christianity from the public schools and from the public square in general. Already a deep faith in Christianity is quickly becoming a disqualifier for public office.

Surely we have bigger fish to fry, as the saying goes. Is it wise to beat up ourselves over Christmas lights, Santa Claus, and the myriad of child-like myth stories that surround Christmas? Different, more up-to-date versions of the barbarians are at the gates.

R. Graf

Comment by R. Graf

Proud Dad – Interesting study. I wonder why spirituality would be the focus of the study? The region of the brain they are talking about is one that is Self-focused. Why wouldn’t this region show less activity when people of any religious or philisophical persuasion were merely thinking about others?

In fact, I can hardly see what this has to do with spiritualty in the brain other than to point out that spiritual people are possibly less selfish.

Comment by Aro

jeff – I’ve always wondered how you get your o’s to type upside down like that.

Comment by Aro

Perhaps hokey-ness, like beauty, is in the eye of the beholder. I expect that there are many who regard the “classic” Christmas TV shows – Rudolf the Red Nosed Raindeer, Charlie Brown Christmas, Little Drummer Boy, etc. – as hokey to a point that approaches infinity, but I happen to like them, and I have made a point of sharing them with my appreciative (thank God) children.

For those of us who are Christians, perhaps we as individuals should judge these secular cultural artifacts/behaviors in terms of whether they represent a wind in our faces, or a wind at our backs, and we hike our way along the Christian trail (falling repeatedly).

Seth, your comments on light displays raise another issue that has been discussed before: namely, the opinion that there may be certain modes of expression that are universally inconsistent with Christian belief; and/or that certain modes of expression were created for and/or serve sinful purposes, and that any Christian who uses these modes cannot avoid participating in the sin.

A final thought: in this blog and elsewhere, I never cease to be amazed that, whenever Christians express concern about capitalism, commercialism, corporate behavior, the media, etc., the counter-response is so ferocious and all-encompassing, from both the left and the right. I think this goes a long way to prove Seth’s basic point: that in our culture Christmas has become primarily an exercise in secular idolotry, and Christians who express genuine concern about this are met with a the demand that we conform (i.e., be Christians in name only, offer up our children as sacrifices to these idols, etc.) or become marginalized (i.e., ridiculed, condemned, disregarded, etc.). It appears that post-modern America has much in common with first century Palestine.

Comment by MQTA

Roger – I think you’ve got jeff wrong there. His concern is not “the bleaching of Christ from Christmas”. Rather, if there is anything to be said that might cast derision on, or question the authenticity of the Christian faith, it’ll come out of his mouth at some point or other.

Comment by Aro

December 26th, the greatest day of the year!

Comment by Kestrel Tim

Seth,

The great bulk of comments seem to come from people who are in basic agreement in their core spiritual commitments, with the exception maybe of Jeff — but he too approaches the discussion from a rational framework that arose in a heavily Christianized civilization. Yet we all have our emphasis. Therein lays the discord, but a friendly one at that.

MQTA, being a caring father, sees the innocent enjoyment that his children receive in many of the traditional Christmas-time entertainments. I too have experienced that very same joy. So with the Christmas lights that adorns many homes.

Still, MQTA mischaracterized the rejoinder that has been raised by a couple of us. My response wasn’t so much “ferocious” as spirited and energetic. Simply put, I heartily disagree with you and MQTA. I hope that you do not feel mauled.

Certain incidents are disturbing though; for example, the customer stampede at a Walmart. Events such as these should frighten us. Alas, however, horrible displays of human depravity are not unique to Christmas, nor the result of the gift-giving associated with the holiday. The event may have more to say about those people in that locale than about the rest of us. Be careful about generalizations based on flimsy evidence.

In MQTA’s latest contribution is one final stab at the evils of “commercialism”, “capitalism”, “corporate behavior”, etc., in his further attempt to buck you up. Before I go any further: clarification, clarification, clarification! First, “commercialism”, “capitalism”, and “corporate behavior” are what people do when you leave them alone. The evil that men do is really the evil that resides in the human condition. Evil is not generic to the act of people engaging in trade (i.e. “commercialism”), or people owning property and using it to make a living by offering goods and services to others (i.e. “capitalism”), or managers of privately-owned property making decisions as to its use (i.e. “corporate behavior”). Once again, evil can only exist in the human heart as we perform these functions. MQTA strays into the error of reifying innocuous abstractions and then imparts to them human qualities.

Further, MQTA, in his final paragraph, makes a point whose premise and conclusion is only loosely attached. I was never aware that my “attack” proved the argument that I demolished. The logic escapes me. I would prefer more meat between the initial premise and final conclusion. Oh well, maybe that is for another installment.

Seth, you and MQTA have e meeting of the minds on the issue. I just would hope the minds that met would avoid the thickets of questionable obsessions.

R. Graf

Comment by R. Graf

Your masthead looks really good.

Comment by MQTA

Roger: your stated interest in protecting Christianity is suggestive of an industrialist who pledges to protect the air and water with all of the toxic waste at his disposal.

Comment by MQTA

Aro I agree, I usually like to keep comments/articles short, but this article fell short of explaining key elements to the study.
Personally, I am always thinking “why” vs someone that has accepted their religion verbatim and doesn’t feel the need to question their teachings. Maybe that is why there isn’t as much activity in the spiritual person’s right parietal lobe.

In regards to Christmas, the true meaning has been long gone. As shallow as it sounds, we should appreciate the fact that it is one of the few days that the country comes to a virtual standstill, even Wal-Mart. Families get to spend some time together and acknowledge each others existence.

Comment by Proud Dad

Anti-Bilbo,

No I did not watch the show on the History channel that you referred to. Not sure if you meant it pejoratively or not-if I had to guess I would guess you did given past behavior- but I take no issue with being the Seth-Blog-Christmas-Historian/Grinch in fact from where I stand your criticism is a positive one.

Have I ever celebrated someone’s birthday on a day other than their actual birthday? No I have not but the concept is not foreign to me. There is quite a difference between a friend or family member and the being considered to be the savior of mankind-or I would expect there to be anyways. The other problem with that is even when people do celebrate someone’s birthday on a day other than their actual birthday they generally do not do this forever as a tradition especially not in such a way that they are actually covering up the original date to the point where many people don’t even know there was a different date to begin with.

I don’t actually find much fault in the wrong date being used and that isn’t even remotely close to the point I was making.

Thanks though, I did have a very happy, pointless, relative holiday time off of work.

Aro,

It’s just an optical illusion.

Comment by jeff

Roger:

Your reference to “…The evil that men do…” is of great interest to me. Although your own personal conduct is admirable by Judeo-Christian standards, you do not yourself accept the basic Judeo-Christian premises. Therefore, I cannot help but wonder how you determine that “The evil that men do” is, in fact, evil.

One more thing. Those of us who believe that there is such a thing as evil also believe that innocent people are deliberately harmed in a wide variety of ways. Roger, is it your view that evil never manifests itself through the means of commercialism, capitalism, and/or corporate behavior?

MQTA

Comment by MQTA

MQTA: your statged interest in protecting the environment is suggestive of an environmentalist who pledges to protect jobs and economic security with all the toxic logic at his disposal.

R. Graf

Comment by R. Graf

Seth,
I am so sorry that you did not enjoy your trip to our neighborhood. Unlike you suggested we do not hide in our home or make a run for the closest hotel. Instead we spend the holiday season organizing our friends and family into a successful charity that has given over $150,000 to the homeless of our community. You must have missed the dozens of teens selling that cocoa and the Santa that brightens the faces of the children that come from all over Bakersfield. We invite our community in with our lights and we use our holiday spirt to help others. We are always inspired by the generousity of our community. Sometimes you only see what you are looking for.

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